Laura Murphy's Page

Hometown of Spade:

Aberdeen

Name of Spade Owner (optional)

Laura

Relationship to Spade:

In a Relationship

Favorite Spade (or other implements):

I like stuff from B&Q
Not that big a fan of beach spades unless it's hard sand
otherwise hands can do the job, all the rest of the time though, spades are essential
If i trowelled make-up on, I'm pretty sure I'd like that trowel
Also I made a trowel in school, my mum still uses it in the garden

Favorite Spade based TV Shows (ie can you make up puns of real TV shows with spade related words):

Six feet under?....at first all I can think of are grave related things.....oh oh oh That 70s Spade, Spades in their Eyes, Have I got Spades for you, Nevermind the Spades, Black Spades, A Bit of Spade and Shovel, Top of the Spades, The Young Spades, oh silly me... Beechgrove Garden

Favourite Spade Based Movies:

Anything with David Spade, Tool of Rock, Blade Punner, The Eternal Digging of the Spotless Spade, Kingspade.
Lord of the Spades......

Favourite Spade Based Music

The Digging Underground. Kate go dig up that Bush, Simply Shed, The let's build a sandcastle at the Beach Boys,

Favourite Spade Based Books

Harry Plant Potter and The Philosopher's Spade
Harry Plant Potter and The Chamber of Garden Tools
Harry Plant Potter and The Lawnmower of Azkaban
Harry Plant Potter and The Trowel of Fire
Harry Plant Potter and Harry Plant Potter and the Half Iron Spade
Harry Plant Potter and the Deathly Shovels

Favourite Spade Based Joke: A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who is boss he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, since lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them in with the lions.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"
The old lion says ... "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."